An average time ago in a city far, far in the North East...

Christine & Nicholas

Episode I

A NEW HOPE

In this time of global warming, Nikk travels to the distant region of Massachusetts to avoid certain death. Little did he know his life was about to take an epic turn toward "awesomeness".

Meanwhile, Christine disregards her own passion for heat, leaves New Mexico and sets on a journey to the freezing North. Upon arrival she is bombarded by Nikk's overwhelming personality as she attempts to debug and salvage his native tongue "Java".

In less than a year's time Christine starts to find herself oddly comfortable with Nikk's aggressive advances, when tragedy strikes... A corporate entity attempts to enslave them both and shuttle them off to the unfathomable "Buffalo, New York"!!!!!!!

Evasive and drastic maneuvers force Christine to accept Nikk's proposition, and they begin dating. Realizing a narrowing window of opportunity, Nikk construed a plan to protect the future of mankind. Together, they traveled back into the "Deep South" where they would attempt to blend in by attending what the locals call "amusement parks". Before entering one of these amusement parks, Nikk presented Christine with the details of his life changing plan...